Dangerous Substances - 01/06/07

I just got back to the UK from a 2 week trip to the states. Upon coming back in, our bags got lost so we had to fill out a form to retrieve the bags. On the form was a customs declaration.

I had to sign it verifying that I had not brought any dangerous substances into the UK. Some of the things I had to verify I was not bringing into the country? The usual suspects like livestock, non native plants, explosives, flick knives, horror comics, child pornogr--

Wait, horror comics?! Yes, horror comics. Those be dangerous goods that are not to be imported lest they bring the Empire to its Knees and have Old Queen Liz clutching Her Breast and weeping...

Lo, behold the power of the cartoonist to bring realms to wrack and ruin and with a weapon as mighty as the printed page...

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